Murray’s Musings
Introducing the Synergy Collection — Vermont Bedrooms Just Made Sleep Even Better
Well, hello there, my well-rested (and not-so-well-rested) friends! It's your old pal Murray, the most opinionated stuffed puppet in all of Rutland, Vermont — and today I have news so exciting I nearly rolled off my display mattress. The fine people at...
Murray’s Memorial Day Reflections: Honor, Gratitude, and a Good Night’s Sleep
Hello there, friends. Murray here. As I sit on my porch in Rutland, Vermont, watching the late spring sunshine warm the Green Mountains, Memorial Day has me thinking about a lot of things. At my age, I've seen a few Memorial Days come and go. I've watched parades...
Murray’s Christmas Wish List: Peace on Earth and a Better Mattress
Well, hello there, folks. It's Murray again, coming to you from beautiful Rutland, Vermont, where the snow is falling, the Christmas lights are twinkling, and my neighbors have once again turned their front yard into something that can probably be seen from outer...
Murray’s Thanksgiving Guide to Sleeping Through Family Arguments
Well folks, it's that time of year again. The leaves are falling, the turkey is thawing, and somewhere across America, Uncle Bob is preparing to explain his opinions on absolutely everything. That's right—Thanksgiving has arrived. Now, I've celebrated more...
A Halloween Haunting at Vermont Bedrooms
Well hello there, my frightfully fatigued friends! It’s your old pal Murray, writing once again from the cozy depths of VermontBedrooms.com here in Rutland — the only place where nightmares end and sweet dreams begin. (Unless, of course, you forget to brush your teeth...
When Skechers Stopped at My Feet and Climbed Into My Bed
Well now, pull up a rocking chair (or better yet, lie down — you’ll thank me), because the fellas at VermontBedrooms.com in Rutland have done it again. First they gave me a mattress softer than my memory of 1953, and now they’ve added something that made my dentures...
May I Nap Now? Springtime in Vermont with Your Pal Murray
Greetings! It's your old pal Murray, the most charming stuffed puppet this side of the Green Mountains, coming to you from glorious Rutland, Vermont—where it’s finally May and you can almost hear the tulips singing show tunes. That’s right, it’s springtime in Vermont...
Forget the Chocolates — This Valentine’s Day, I’m Getting My Wife a Mattress!
Ah, Valentine’s Day—the season of overpriced flowers, heart-shaped boxes of waxy chocolates, and greeting cards so sappy they make maple trees jealous. Every year, I do the same old thing: a dozen roses, a nice dinner, and a heartfelt, "Hey honey, remember me?" But...
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas… and I Couldn’t Sleep (Again)
Hello there, folks! Murray here – puppet and honorary sleep expert at VermontBedrooms.com. With Christmas just around the corner, I figured it was time to share a story filled with holiday cheer, questionable advice, and a small reminder to check your mattress before...
Haunted by Sleep? Murray’s Guide to a Spooky Good Night’s Rest
Well, well, well—if it isn’t Halloween time! That one night a year when it’s socially acceptable to knock on strangers' doors dressed as a witch and eat sugar till your teeth wiggle. And who better to help you survive Halloween night than me, Murray—a wise (and, okay,...
